George Bush joke ;)

[elpresidente]

Bush goes to a highschool to talk to the school children after finishing he says: who has some questions?
Johnny says: i have 3 questions

1) How can you win an election without a majority?
2) How can you invade a country without a reason?
3) Don't you agree that the atomic bomb is the greatest terrorist act ever?

At this time the buzzer goes and the kids can play outside for 15 minutes

After they come back, bush says: ok, questions anyone?
Mike says, yeah, I have 5 questions

1) How can you win an election without a majority?
2) How can you invade a country without a reason?
3) Don't you agree that the atomic bomb is the greatest terrorist act ever?
4) why did the buzzer ring 20 minutes early?
5) and where is johnny?



greetz

 

[Seb]

and the buzzer goes off again...
...where's Mike???...

 

[elpresidente]

alternative end is:

the buzzer goes off again .... where is elPresidente ?
lol

 

[catachresis]

Oh man, when Dubyah's child-minders hear about this one, you are sooo DEAD!

The joke was funny, but why am I still depressed about American politics.. . . .

 

[Geoff]

My question is (and what I worry about) if the weapons inspectors cannot find any weapons of mass distruction and Colin Powell hasn't said where they actually are, just what are the Americans and English going to bomb.
Either they're there or they're are not and if they're are there then why don't they tell the inspectors where to go and look 'cos if there is nothing there how can you bomb it?

If someone who is convinced that the weapons of mass distruction are there then would they please tell me how the Brits and the Americans plan to destroy them? All of them.

 

[elpresidente]

mahh... is somebody able to read the title of this section ?! JUST FOR LAUGHS !!

IT WAS JUST A JOKE ! ok ?

THREAD CLOSED

 

[lore]

LOL