This is fairly old but it made me laugh:
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
Can't Get That Picture Out Of My Mind LOL