Few Shorties

[xxxopenxxx]

Why do men name their penis?

They like to be on a first name basis with the
one making most of their decisions.

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A good example of suspicious behavior is a blonde
doing push-ups in a cucumber field

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If at first you do not succeed,
blame your computer.

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Two drunks were driving down the road. The 1st
drunk looked over to the other drunk and says
"I think we are getting closer to downtown."
The 2nd drunk says, "How can you tell?" 1st
drunk says "We're hitting more and more people."

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[janiedriver]

A good example of suspicious behavior is a blonde
doing push-ups in a cucumber field


That would be untrue. Blondes are too stupid for that. It would have to be a red-head!

 

[janiedriver]

Well, if that isn't the funniest thing!
If you look in the listings it says:
A Few Shorties
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xxxopenxxx

Doesn't that sound like something that belongs in the Zillion ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" joke?

 

[banzibaby]

Why do men name their penis?

They like to be on a first name basis with the
one making most of their decisions.

Ohhh that one is ohh so true lol

@Janie, nothin wrong woth redheads, i love em, they have a fiery nature & can be unpredictable, mmmm (drifts off....)

BaNzI

 

[xxxopenxxx]

By The Way

XxXOPENXxX Is My Username Not For The Perverted Reason Some People May Think, As A Matter Of Fact I Got XxXOPENXxX When I Was 14 Years Old. I Always Liked The Letters X And I Dunno Why I Put The Open There. It Seemed Right.