The forum seems quiet today so........
The priest in a small Irish village raised chickens in the yard of the
parish house. He had ten hens and one rooster, a feisty red **** which he
was particularly fond of.
One Saturday night the **** was missing, and the priest suspected he had
been taken to be used in ****fights, which he had heard took place in the
village in the evenings.
He was very upset, and decided to do something about it at church the next
morning. At Mass, he delivered a long sermon on the importance of being
truthful, then asked the congregation, "Who here owns a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant-Has anyone here SEEN a ****
recently?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant, either! Has anybody seen a
**** that doesn't belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
Quite flustered now, the priest continued: "Heavens, no!" he said "That
wasn't what I meant at all. Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the choir boys stood up.
The priest in a small Irish village raised chickens in the yard of the
parish house. He had ten hens and one rooster, a feisty red **** which he
was particularly fond of.
One Saturday night the **** was missing, and the priest suspected he had
been taken to be used in ****fights, which he had heard took place in the
village in the evenings.
He was very upset, and decided to do something about it at church the next
morning. At Mass, he delivered a long sermon on the importance of being
truthful, then asked the congregation, "Who here owns a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant-Has anyone here SEEN a ****
recently?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant, either! Has anybody seen a
**** that doesn't belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
Quite flustered now, the priest continued: "Heavens, no!" he said "That
wasn't what I meant at all. Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the choir boys stood up.
