Ed Zachary Disease...

woody

woody

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>ED ZACHARY DISEASE

>

>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any

>sex in quite some time.

>She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to

>seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

>Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.

>Chang. So she went to see him.

>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your

>crose."

>The woman did as she was told.

>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the

>woman did as she was instructed.

>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did..

>Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed

>Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary

>Disease?"

>

>Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face

>look ed zachary like your ass.
 
ipdave

ipdave

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Either that, or I am smokin crack. Could be getting it confused with e-mail at work ... it is all a blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
 
woody

woody

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Haha...okay Liz!It's a nice one,seems we both took a fancy to it. ;)

Dave can relax now too.He doesn't have to worry about losing it anymore. :D
 
Liz

Liz

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woody said:
Haha...okay Liz!It's a nice one,seems we both took a fancy to it. ;)

Dave can relax now too.He doesn't have to worry about losing it anymore. :D
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i wouldnt go that far ....i'm sure he lost it long before that post
 
Liz

Liz

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ipdave said:
... and i'll find u, Liz!
.. if i can find it - whatever it is that lost i have, eh?
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well if u dont know what it is i'm sure woody will tell u ...if u can find him ;)
 
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