netman
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A guy has three girlfriends, and doesn't know which one to marry. He decides to give each one five thousand dollars and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, a manicure, a pedicure, the works, and tells him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."
The second one goes out and buys new golf clubs, a C.D. player, a television, and a stereo, and gives them to him. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the five grand and invests it in the stock market. She doubles her investment, returns the five thousand, and reinvests the rest. She says, "I'm investing the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much."
He thinks long and hard about how each of them spent the money, and decides to marry the one with the biggest tits.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, a manicure, a pedicure, the works, and tells him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."
The second one goes out and buys new golf clubs, a C.D. player, a television, and a stereo, and gives them to him. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the five grand and invests it in the stock market. She doubles her investment, returns the five thousand, and reinvests the rest. She says, "I'm investing the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much."
He thinks long and hard about how each of them spent the money, and decides to marry the one with the biggest tits.