netman
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A couple's in a car accident, and the wife gets hurt really bad. For ten years she's in a coma, never speaks or moves.
Then one day a nurse is giving her a sponge bath, and as the sponge rubs across the wife's twat, she moans. The nurse gets the doctor, the doctor tries it, and she moans again, so the doctor calls the husband to the hospital.
The doctor says, "We have a breakthrough. I think a little oral sex might snap her out of it. You go into her room, and we'll monitor her from out here in the hall."
The husband goes into his wife's room, and the doctor and the nurse watch her heart monitor go "bleep...bleep..."...and then flatline.
They run into the room as the husband is pulling up his pants.
The doctor says, "What the hell happened?"
The husband says, "I guess she choked on the thing."
Then one day a nurse is giving her a sponge bath, and as the sponge rubs across the wife's twat, she moans. The nurse gets the doctor, the doctor tries it, and she moans again, so the doctor calls the husband to the hospital.
The doctor says, "We have a breakthrough. I think a little oral sex might snap her out of it. You go into her room, and we'll monitor her from out here in the hall."
The husband goes into his wife's room, and the doctor and the nurse watch her heart monitor go "bleep...bleep..."...and then flatline.
They run into the room as the husband is pulling up his pants.
The doctor says, "What the hell happened?"
The husband says, "I guess she choked on the thing."