Calling all girls

[janiedriver]

I think I just saw Roady out there, hiding behind a corner and straightening the seam on his nylons. My God, he looked as good as Mel in "What Women Want". No wonder you guys are confused.

 

[elsamay]

Mornin' elsamay, how are you?

Panting and exhausted - it's several full time jobs being mother, nurse, mistress, cook, housekeeper, librarian, counsellor, chauffeuse, computer technician, dog carer, advisor, accountant ... but hey, isn't that what all girls - and boys - want??)

 

[VIPER_1069]

NOOOOOOOOOOO LOL JUST THE MISTRESS PART lol lol

whoops did i say that out loud lol

 

[janiedriver]

elsamay,I remember those days well. I have earned my rocking chair in heaven!
Viper, I would rather be a courtesan. The pay's better.

 

[VIPER_1069]

how much do they charge lol ooops

 

[janiedriver]

Your entire heart and soul!! (and wallet)

 

[VIPER_1069]

ooooooooooooh just my soul and wallet gosh thats pretty darn cheap at half the price

sold .... i think i have been lol

 

[elsamay]

Viper dont' you know the story of Doctor Faust?? Your wallet is one thing, it can be refilled - but your soul?

 

[Houman]

.....but your soul?

he ain't got one

 

[elsamay]

The trouble with being a courtesan is that some of them ended up without their heads - on th other hand one could end up becoming as great as Roxelana and being the one to take heads

 

[janiedriver]

All you need is one great person to learn from!
Men, take note...ask for directions, and I'm not speaking about driving.

 

[VIPER_1069]

Roxelana and being the one to take heads

lmao care to rephrase that one elsamay so it does not sound like it does at the moment lol lol lol

 

[VIPER_1069]

ANYHOW.......................

heres a quote i heard recently

"Women who castrate men at every turn tend to be gender ambiguous and find it difficult to live in a mutually nurturing environment."


.j.r.c.

 

[janiedriver]

Wheww! I'm sweating now as I fluff up the boobs and hair and check my lipstick!!!
Can I pleeeeeease still be a girl??

 

[VIPER_1069]

will come over there and smudge that lipstick off if ya dont stop all that fluffing janie lol

 

[janiedriver]

Janie continues fluffing. The scent of exotic perfume fills the air. She turns around and winks. From her pouty lips fall the eternal words of Miss Mae West:

I used to be pure as the driven snow, but I've drifted.

 

[VIPER_1069]

lmao whooooooooooooot snow angels lol ...sorry ahem back to the thread *flicks tongue out and smells the air* hmmmmmmmm lunch

 

[janiedriver]

Janie thinks, OK time to turn up the steamy factor. She bends down to adjust her garter and smiles over her shoulder. There's more than one way to cook a snake!

 

[VIPER_1069]

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze im all hot under the skin here i think its time to shed some soon lol

*slithers over to have a closer look *

 

[janiedriver]

And that, friends, is how you cook a snake. Stay tuned for more delicious recipes.