Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
"Ey, boss, I not come work today I really sick.
I got headache,stomach ache, my legs hurt. I not come work ."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give a blowjob.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."
2 hrs later Carlos calls:
"Ey, Boss, I did what you said and
I feel great, I'll be at work soon.
By the way, you got nice house
"Ey, boss, I not come work today I really sick.
I got headache,stomach ache, my legs hurt. I not come work ."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give a blowjob.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."
2 hrs later Carlos calls:
"Ey, Boss, I did what you said and
I feel great, I'll be at work soon.
By the way, you got nice house
