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daveml
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Most of the above beers are only any good in the UK if they are the export varities, the same with carlsberg.
Carlsberg,heineken and san miguel are all about 4% in their normal brews here.
The export versions are 5% and above.
Being from the north of England I have trouble tasting beers under 5% as our tap water is that strong!!lol!
Real beer to us, comes without a lager fizz and has more body than Fatty Harbuckle.
BTW if lager is beer then so is Guiness.
Sh*t I'm thirsty now!!
Carlsberg,heineken and san miguel are all about 4% in their normal brews here.
The export versions are 5% and above.
Being from the north of England I have trouble tasting beers under 5% as our tap water is that strong!!lol!
Real beer to us, comes without a lager fizz and has more body than Fatty Harbuckle.
BTW if lager is beer then so is Guiness.
Sh*t I'm thirsty now!!
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Master
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i did some correction ....sorry 
okay i set it to normal
okay i set it to normal
As long as we're talking about beers
Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home.
The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter.
The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion:
The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out
'How did I spend so much money?'
Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries). An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This generates the third question after a night out 'What happened?'
With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the EMIT (Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's EMIT is not necessarily the EMIT of another and quite often lost time is regained over a suitable period.
Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences.
With recent models including a GPS, Bacchus made an investment in a scooter drive-thru chain specialising in half eaten kebabs and pizza crusts. Another question answered!!
For the family man, beer scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A- Lot Boots. These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the ring barked shins.
The final add-in Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.
PS: Don't forget the on-board heater which allows you to get home from the bar in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a t-shirt.
Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home.
The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter.
The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion:
The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out
'How did I spend so much money?'
Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries). An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This generates the third question after a night out 'What happened?'
With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the EMIT (Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's EMIT is not necessarily the EMIT of another and quite often lost time is regained over a suitable period.
Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences.
With recent models including a GPS, Bacchus made an investment in a scooter drive-thru chain specialising in half eaten kebabs and pizza crusts. Another question answered!!
For the family man, beer scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A- Lot Boots. These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the ring barked shins.
The final add-in Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.
PS: Don't forget the on-board heater which allows you to get home from the bar in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a t-shirt.
lmao @ that "kuratong" heheheh
very true eh !?
very true eh !?
Sounds like none of you guys have ever tasted a aussie beer available in Australia. The stuff we export is watered down crap.
My vote is for Victoria Bitter, maybe I should add it in the list.
My vote is for Victoria Bitter, maybe I should add it in the list.
netman
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any beer poll that doesn't include samuel adams is bogus. i'm sure all of these beers are drinkable but samuel adams is definitely the best of the best. i'll admit that most american beers are pretty bland but sam isn't one of them. more body than any german beer i've ever tried. (and i like german beer) you seemed to forget the excellent canadian beers also.
spottydog, you obviously didnt look hard enough
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Shoebedobedoo
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Thinks who made this poll was drinkin' too much because he forgot to put Molsen Canadian on da poll. My favorite beer
Shoebedobedoo
Shoebedobedoo
I like Sleemens.
But these are also good beers:
Australis Benediction/ Romanov Stout (lol)
Monteith's Black Beer
Steinlager
Pink Elephant Mammoth (lol)
Guinness
Westvleteren Abt 12
AleSmith J.P. Grays Wee Heavy Scotch Ale
But these are also good beers:
Australis Benediction/ Romanov Stout (lol)
Monteith's Black Beer
Steinlager
Pink Elephant Mammoth (lol)
Guinness
Westvleteren Abt 12
AleSmith J.P. Grays Wee Heavy Scotch Ale
