Beer will do this

Driving Down the road, Stonewall and his wife
passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty
holding a can of beer.

Stonewalls wife glanced up at it and announced,
"I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand,
I'd look like her?"

"No," Stonewall corrected, "If I drank a six-pack,
you'd look like her."
 
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