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[Liz]

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real . . . always!
3. Your last name stays put.
4. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
7. Foreplay is optional.
9. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
10. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
11. Same work ... more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

and no this doesnt apply to me

 

[banzibaby]

Hehehe lol

Nice 1 Liz, but i gotta disagree with no7

I always thought that was manditory

BaNzI

 

[pongles]

Number 6 is debateable many mediteranian ladies have very hairy arses

 

[banzibaby]

LMAO

& a few russian ones

BaNzI

 

[ipdave]

REPLIES:

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
---> unless your boss is a woman!

2. Your orgasms are real . . . always!
---> wouldn't you like to tell yourself that.

3. Your last name stays put.
---> ok, i'll give you that one.

4. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
---> see #1

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
---> sure.

6. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
---> see previous post...

7. Foreplay is optional.
---> no way. that's half the fun!

9. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
--> unless the barber whacks off a divot full

10. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
---> ouch! why not use nads?

11. Same work ... more pay.
---> not on the streets.

12. Wrinkles add character.
---> 'nuff of a character w/o 'em!

13. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
---> unless i'm looking at Liz's signature pic!!!

 

[malbolgia]

11. Same work ... more pay.
---> not on the streets.

lmao

 

[Liz]

LMAO @ u guys and Dave how do u know how much we earn on streets ? u keeping something from us ...wink wink

 

[banzibaby]

Hahahah

Nice comeback there Liz

Chuckle

BaNzI

 

[The-poacher]

Do like the old ones <> its like the reruns of "Zulu" on the television gets better with age!!

 

[Liz]

whats zulu?.........i must be too young to remember that

 

[netman]

whats zulu?.........i must be too young to remember that

hahaha!!! guess she told you, poacher.

 

[ipdave]

Liz, I know your street value would be WAAAAYYYY higher than mine! <LOL> ... my semi-hairy a$$ would be only getting a quid, but you'd only have to show your sig pic from this forum, and you'd be driving a Porsche!

Good one on the Poacher! Ol fart. <ROTFLOL>

 

[The-poacher]

Old Fart Speaking

U are all like dummies in a chat room

 

[ipdave]

Good one, Poacher.

.. I said GOOD ONE, POACHER!

<lol>

 

[Liz]

whats a chat room lol?

 

[banzibaby]

Depends on the type of chat

me never used 1 meself, so can't say

Hey poacher, rem with age comes wisdom lol

BaNzI

 

[ipdave]

Yeah, Liz, you would NEVER know what that was, would ol' innocent you? You vixen!
<heh, heh>

Oh, the subject of this thread is, "just for laughs, back here" - this truly is OFF-topic, no?

 

[Liz]

well i ended up back here while im waiting for a camera since i dont know anything else ..........unless someone wants a siggy i could have a go at that while im waiting ....and i DO know what a chat room is thats why i'm here and not there!!!

 

[ipdave]

Sure, Liz - I could go for a siggy. Hmmm. Swedish and Hungarian background, geek living in the South in the U.S. ... can you work with that? Ik kan ook een beetje nederlandse spreken, hoor. Echt waar. ;-)

PS, I don't really wear a kilt, however, nor wooden shoes...

 

[serjer]

lmao
nice