AndrejX
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Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his
father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On
my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I
took off my pants and handed them to your
mother,and said, here - try these on."
So, she did and said, "These are too big, I
can't wear them."
So I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will. Ever since
that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a
good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jack
takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large,
they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will, and I don't
want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands
them to Jack and says,"here you try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your
pants."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't
change your attitude, you never will."
father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On
my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I
took off my pants and handed them to your
mother,and said, here - try these on."
So, she did and said, "These are too big, I
can't wear them."
So I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will. Ever since
that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a
good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jack
takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large,
they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will, and I don't
want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands
them to Jack and says,"here you try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your
pants."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't
change your attitude, you never will."
