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"It looks as though you could do with a manicure, look at the length of those nails and that beard could do with a serious cut or trim mate, what do you think wizard old friend, shall we go get cleaned up?" and the wizard repleyed ".............................
 
Hehehe nice 1 Rastabt.I thought it was quite good & soz 4 postin on wrong page at first.A forum that is informative as weel as puttin a smile on ur face.

ps have u tried scampi&lemon flavour nik naks : )

& hte moral of the story i... Global warmin is bbbaaaddd uuummmkkkaayy.Cheers
 
"Whats going on ?" Cried the dragon ? "I thought this was a party ! I dunno - you shag a princess, then everybody buggers off !"
 
At this point I shouted out "Yahoo" since I knew I could exercise my rights from the I.R.S by doing a runner. Where's a Wizard when you need 1?
 
Which just goes to prove that when youve got balls the size of a dragons you dont need to burn cds to make a livin
 
Damb, the story just won't end.... It keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and goaaaaaaaaaaaggggg! LOL
 
"Hey man I'm still nude" said the dragon who still can'y find it's dirty underpants..which SnowWhite is sniffing to get her......
 
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