actual product labels

ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.

ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
 
Reminds me when my sister read to me the directions of some eyedrops. It was something like:
' Wash your hands. Place yourself in front of a mirror. Open the cap of the bottle and let it rest on a shelf. With one hand grasp the bottle and with a finger of the other one pull down your lower eyelid. Put the bottle at eyelevel, facing your eye, and press it gently so that one (1) drop falls in your eye, but do not touch your eye with thee tip of the bottle. Release the eyelid and keep the eye closed for 5 minutes. Repeat in the other eye, if necesary. After finishing, recap the bottle.'
After that her question was, how would they direct you to insert a suppository ?

;)
 
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. "

even though itsounds silly the reason why companies put statements like the above on there products is because it would be classed as gambling/betting if they charged you for the product just so you can enter to win a prize. for this they need a License.so to get round this they just say no purchase necessary

you learn something new every day or totally f*****g useless depending on your opinion
 
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