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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters
the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very
unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at
the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
"Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss
lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very
unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at
the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
"Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss
lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"