Comments on the New Scientist article!!
: Whats the most sensitive part of your body when youre having a w@nk?
A: Your ears!
Check this one out....
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
Whats the difference between an egg and a w@nk?
You can beat an egg but you cant beat a w@nk
One good thing about w@nking - You don't have to look your best!
One bad thing about w@nking - Stopping to turn the page!!
A useful tip when doing so is to lie on whichever hand you use until it goes numb.
That way when you start it feels like somebody elses hand.
Although you could always use your left hand if you feel like being unfaithful
It is the one time that you can have sex with someone who you truly love.
will the NHS offer it as preventative medicine if you are in the unfortunate position of not being able to take matters into your own hands?
So Ivor Biggun was right when he sang "I'm a w@nker, I'm a w@nker, and it does me good like it bl00dy well should..."
It doesn't specifically have to be self-gratification out does it?
I mean, surely if my wife REALLY loved me she'd get down on her knees at least 5 times a week for the sake of my health...if she refuses...then she doesn't really care for me...b1tch!!
: Whats the most sensitive part of your body when youre having a w@nk?
A: Your ears!
Check this one out....
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
Whats the difference between an egg and a w@nk?
You can beat an egg but you cant beat a w@nk
One good thing about w@nking - You don't have to look your best!
One bad thing about w@nking - Stopping to turn the page!!
A useful tip when doing so is to lie on whichever hand you use until it goes numb.
That way when you start it feels like somebody elses hand.
Although you could always use your left hand if you feel like being unfaithful
It is the one time that you can have sex with someone who you truly love.
will the NHS offer it as preventative medicine if you are in the unfortunate position of not being able to take matters into your own hands?
So Ivor Biggun was right when he sang "I'm a w@nker, I'm a w@nker, and it does me good like it bl00dy well should..."
It doesn't specifically have to be self-gratification out does it?
I mean, surely if my wife REALLY loved me she'd get down on her knees at least 5 times a week for the sake of my health...if she refuses...then she doesn't really care for me...b1tch!!
