A Story my dad told me at 16

sulako

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A little sparrow was flying along on a cold frosty winters morning, his wings started to freeze up, and soon plummeted to earth, in a field full of cows.
now a cow saw what happened looked at the little sparrow laid there dying.
so the cow trotted over to the little sparrow and immediately started to cr*p on the little sparrow, in no time at all the little sparrow was totally covered in cow cr*p. as the little sparrow warmed up he started to chirp and make a noise, which came to the attention of a passing cat who promptly dug up the bird and ate him .......

the moral of this story is those that cr*p on you are not necessarily your enemy, while those that get you out of the cr*p are not necessarily your friends
 
sulako said:
the moral of this story is those that cr*p on you are not necessarily your enemy, while those that get you out of the cr*p are not necessarily your friends
You forgot the third part..............

...and, if you are warm and happy, even if you're buried in cr*p,
keep your mouth shut! :D
 
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