When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
>
> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
> time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
>
> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
>
> so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
> anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
> often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
> directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
>
> When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
> planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
> that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
> I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
>
> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
> time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
>
> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
>
> so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
> anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
> often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
> directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
>
> When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
> planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
> that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
> I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.