A letter to technical support

r0nd0

New member
Hi all, was cleaning the old hard drive the other day and found this.
Sorry if it's been posted before, I done a quick search and never found it so here it is.:D

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products
and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1,
Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.>
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a
shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled
with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade,
however, I foundthat Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to
run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,
and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess
what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often
crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install
Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has
alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it
tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please?
 

r0nd0

New member
sorry dude.

I did do a search but never found it.

lol ages ago November 05.Had this from before November 04:D

It's still cracks me up eveytime though, and if you're married like me you'll understand every bit of it, the guy has everything down to a tee.;) lol

r0nd0.
 
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