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A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So up the...

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly...

Since this seems to be the week of the worm, with a war going on between the pimple faced writers of netsky and bagle (from comments embedded in the worms), its nice to know that most every AV was updated today. If you check the list at _http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,9565804~mode=flat...

From CNET: A new computer worm dubbed NetSky.d was clogging e-mail systems around the world after emerging Monday, a security expert said. The worm is particularly difficult to root out because it lands in e-mail boxes using a number of different subject lines, such as "re:details" or "re:here...

Anyone know if Return to Castle Wolfenstein can be restored from backup by restoring the program directory tree, or does it need to be reinstalled from the CD? I had to reinstall my OS (WinXP Pro), and I'd rather take the easy way out if possible. NoSpam

Antivirus software companies are warning that a new version of the NetSky e-mail worm is circulating on the Internet. The warning comes only a day after the appearance of a new variant of the Beagle or "Bagle" worm prompted similar warnings. NetSky.B, also known as Moodown.B, first appeared on...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a...

Several victims told CNET News.com on Wednesday that a new Trojan horse advertising program, called BuddyLinks, masquerades as a news Web site with a story on the al-Qaida leader's capture in an attempt to fool users of America Online's instant-messaging program into downloading software and...

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Forte Agent 2.0 has been released. The new version does not yet have support for multiple servers (supposedly will be in 2.1), and the upgrade is not free to version 1.X users unless you purchased it after December 9th, 2003. NoSpam Edit by Rastabt...5 May 2004..@ NoSpam please include...

Useful Military Warnings "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo...

My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother's house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew...

It's been a long time since I was around here. So long, in fact, that I had trouble finding the place after the name change from cdrbase.com (I even still have a bookmark for the original cdrsoft forums. Now if I can just find the time to post now and then. :) NoSpam

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish...

Does anyone have any info on fixing the slowdown problem some have encountered after installing SP-1? One thing I read about it was that MS had a fix, an updated NTDLL.DLL, but that they wouldn't post it, and would only e-mail it to you. Another thing I read was to uninstall hotfix Q811493...

Is this an ok update? I thought I heard rumors of copywrite restrictions or something, but that was before it came out. Now that its out, I'm wondering if this is something good, or something to avoid. Any recommendations on that and the codec pack for it? NoSpam

For some reason, the burning speed option goes from 16X to 40X (even though my discs are 32X). The only options are 8, 12, 16 and 40X. 32X is nowhere to be seen. Has it always been this way? I used to burn at 12X with a different writer, but now have a 40X Lite-On, and just notices the speed...

I know there are cracks to register and ini entries to make to prevent FlashFXP from calling home and invalidating the serial number, but does anyone know the address that it calls home to? I'd like to add that address to my firewall to block. NoSpam

After installing M$ Internet Explorer 6 SP-1 (not XP SP-1), I found I could no longer open most attachments in Outlook Express. The only attachment I could open was a jpeg, and every other attachment was dead and greyed out, including forwared messages, forwarded URL's, any attachments like RAR...

While I've seen posts on this, I haven't seen much on if its considered safe or not, most of the posts were just on how to install it. Any info on how safe it is/isn't? BTW, I don't have XP SP-1 installed. NoSpam