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HERE YA GO MATE just what you need ...... a DVD REWINDER :p

WOOD'nt you just like one to be different ? .....HAND CRAFTED WOODEN USB STICKS :p :D :D

ps3 avail pre order from play.com but for a whopping

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not to everyones taste but SPIDERMAN 3 trailer .... now avail on most of the good video sites but this is the best quality ive seen with sound on youtube click to view here :) looks the best one so far :D

Two blondes in a airplane One blonde says the other “if this plane doe’s loop de loop would we fall out?” Second blonde replies “No we’ll always be friends”

this is how GREEDY the FAT CATS at AOL are :mad:

IS THIS YOU? Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it If you can understand...

I’ve been making a lot of Freudian slips lately,” a man says casually to his friend. “Like what?” asks his buddy. “Well, last week I asked the train conductor for two pickets to Tittsburgh.” “I did something similar the other day,” says the friend. “My wife and I were having breakfast, and...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make...

A friend of mine who is a police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't scroll down. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper. Taken shortly after he landed, it shows him with his insides on the outside. You will see the...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling...

A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's...

This is a huge list of commands that can be typed into the RUN bar on the start menu for shortcuts to various things :) :)

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree. "Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you...

IDIOTS PART 2 ... REAL LIFE EMERGENCY 911 CALLS TAKEN ...

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Warner Bros. in Deal with BitTorrent :eek: :eek: --Films to be Offered for Download Day-and-Date with DVD is this a case of IF YOU CANNOT BEAT THEM JOIN THEM !? :eek: :confused: