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Wow I like this. :) February 27, 2005 By BRANDON KEIM Columbia News Service <!-- PHOTOS AND EXTRAS --><!-- END EXTRAS --> A long time ago in a galaxy not so far, far away...

2005-03-01 by Iva Butler of The Daily Times Staff A man caught by police early one summer morning in 2004 running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty to burglary and four other charges on Monday. Around 5 a.m. July 18, 2004, Michael David Monn Sr., 23, McCall Road, Maryville...

<!-- END BYLINE --> Every time Carol Infalt's phone rings, she's not sure if it's going to be condolences for her deceased skunk or a joke about her husband's formerly private parts. She's been getting a lot of both since Ozzie the pet skunk paid the ultimate price for biting Dan Infalt's...

How Long Can You Hold It? :D Thanks I'll pass.:)

I don't know what to say. ;)

CompUsa has Maxtor250GB for $99.99. Great price and no rebates.:D But you have to do like me go buy it at BestBuy just to piss them off, they will match the price.:D.

By Eleanor Yang UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER February 19, 2005 The University of California San Diego is investigating whether a campus television station's broadcast of a student performing sexual acts violated federal and university regulations. The 90-minute show, "Koala TV," which has...

OUCH!!!!! :eek::mad: ASSAULT: Wastewater worker retrieves organ from toilet; police rush it to surgeons who reattach it. <!-- Component: ADN : component/story/story_photos.comp --><!-- Component: ADN : component/story/story_photos.comp --> By ANNE AURAND Anchorage Daily News...

Telephone RING)))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank" "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room...

Number 1 idiot of 2004 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to...

I don't know what to say.:D

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE -- NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials...

How about a free Valentine's Day divorce? Thursday, February 10, 2005By Greg Munno Staff writer Just in time for Valentine's Day, a Syracuse radio station is giving away a free divorce. K-Rock (100.9) started the contest Monday on its program "That Damn Morning Show" and...

What do you think we may see it on FOX? :D Tuesday, February 8, 2005 Posted: 8:42 AM EST (1342 GMT) LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- "Deep Throat," the infamous 1972 adult film that led to a government crackdown on pornography, is being re-released in theaters as a new generation of...

'Blackball' DVD will hit stores just four days after theatrical release, the fastest turnaround yet. February 9, 2005: 8:22 AM EST <!--startclickprintexclude--><!-- CONTENT --><!--endclickprintexclude--> <!--startclickprintexclude--> <table...

Press release, Taipei; Adam Hwang, DigiTimes.com [Monday 7 February 2005] BenQ on February 3 announced that it would launch a 16x DVD Dual DL (single-sided double-layer) burner equipped with LightScribe direct-disc labeling technology, model...

Microsoft's leafy corporate campus in Redmond, Washington, is beginning to look like the streets of New York, London and just about everywhere else: Wherever you go, white headphones dangle from peoples' ears. To the growing frustration and annoyance of Microsoft's management, Apple...

Man accused of ramming car ahead of him in fast food drive-through lane Yelled obscenities at driver ahead of him for taking too long By GREG MAKI Staff Writer January 27, 2005 EASTON — Easton police Tuesday arrested an Easton man accused of ramming his car into the van in front of...

Does It Stack Up as Art? A 22-foot tower of wooden pallets, which became a historic monument in 1978, may have to topple to allow development. By Jessica Garrison Times Staff Writer January 26, 2005 It's unclear how serious...

A golfer was looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kidding...