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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married <o =""></o>again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:<o =""></o><o =""></o> HUSBAND WANTED:<o =""></o> <o =""></o>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),<o =""></o> MUST...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"...

VIPER do you live here?:p:D Angry neighbors battle it out with signs Associated Press COLUMBIA CITY, Ind. - A feud between neighbors that began over roving pets has sparked a biting dialogue using homemade signs along the side of the road. Pam and Ron Castle say their neighbor, Larry Shrock...

Have you seen the Magic Gophger? He will read your mind.:) At least he thinks he will. http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

More teenagers are using a high-pitched ring tone that many adults can't hear to signal the arrival of a text message... In settings where cellphone use is forbidden — in class, for example — it is perfect for signaling the arrival of a text message without being detected by an elder of the...

The Oriskany, a decommissioned aircraft carrier, was sunk 24 miles off the coast of Pensacola, Fla., on May 17 to form an artificial reef. You have to check this out.

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The Millau viaduct is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world. If you get a chance to...

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"...

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...

Good one.:D

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine...

After careful scrutiny, it is our understanding that the blonde student was given credit for the answer, but the board of education has warned math teachers to be more explicit in the future.

All I have to say is what does she look like????;):D

Anyone have a tip on the freighter, so far its just a pain!!! I can't seem to hit the chopper enough before dieing to send it back.:( From http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/far_cry_a.txt (copy and past and it works) --- OBJECTIVE: Go to the front of the ship...

:pIn the morning of 2006-05-31 the Swedish National Criminal Police showed a search warrant to Rix|Port80 personnell. The warrant was valid for all datacentres of Rix|Port80 and was directed at The Pirate Bay. The allegation was breach of copy-right law, alternatively assisting breach of...

This is a 360 degree view from atop Mt. Everest!? Fantastic!? Most of us would never have seen this save for the computer! Most of us would never have seen this save for the computer...

AMD website confirms The INQUIRER Monday 29 May 2006, 10:21 A READER sent us a note that AMD will release Athlon 5000+ and FX 62 in socket 939 flavours. This is great news for many socket 939 supporters as we believed that 4800+ and FX 60 will be the last stop for you all. AMD...

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