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What more can I say.:rolleyes::D

Oldie but goodie.......:D Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the...

Day after day at the office, a new male co-worker walks up very close to a woman standing at the coffee machine inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a couple of weeks of this, she can't stand it any more and takes her complaint to the Human Resources...

For those that haven't seen the 16 pandas born in Oct 2005..:)

Don't you want to go swimming.:p:eek:

Or if you need to see the bigger picture.:)

Tuesday , April 04, 2006 By Bjorn Carey Don't throw away those bifocals just yet, but scientists have developed prototype spectacles that change prescriptions with the flick of a switch. The new glasses could benefit people suffering from presbyopia, a condition in which faraway...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to...

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly...

For at least a couple minutes. :) http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html Do a search in Yahoo for the word idiot and you may even find a mascot for the word. Well at least you will get a laugh.

Service Call of the Month from a Orenge and<st1:city w:st="on"></st1:city> Electric residential customer.<o =""></o> O&RU received a call from a customer saying, "My power is out." Then added, "When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough...

You have to check this out.:D ToplessCarWash.wmv

The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed "neuro-chips" in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together. The achievement could one day enable the creation of sophisticated neural prostheses to...

I know how much you guy like him so I thought you would love this.:D

Here is a great optical illusion photo taken of a Lufthansa 747-400 and a United 757-200 that were on simultaneous approaches to runways 28L and 28R at San Francisco (SFO). The separation requirement for flying parallel and simultaneous approaches is 225 meters (about 750 feet). These two...

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For those that are still skeptical Well now it is pretty much official for everyone that either didn't want to believe or those that needed to see it to believe it. A video of a the Xbox 360 firmware hack announced a few days ago surfaced earlier today with the following message...

The poor old Millers died and look what was found on the farm!:eek:<o =""></o> <o =""></o> Click here: http://coolcatcorp.com/millerauction/MillerAuction.html

Once you have the picture, you can scroll the side bar down and then move the bottom scroll bar slowly for a wrap around view of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Paris</st1></st1:city>. Have your sound on also (but turned Low). THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE IN PHOTOGRAPHY Click...

They have one happy customer.:D h//p://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19329/This_Guy_Loves_His_Dell.html