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In 1923, Who Was 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered...

****roaches. I hate them. I really, really hate them. They are a disgusting and invasive disease vector. Serenity has a thing about paooki, but I have a thing about terrakhani. Maybe it was the weather, maybe they just got a wild hair up their ***, but today those bastards launched a massive...

I've been finding some really funny April Fools stuff on the net. That means that you will be inflicted with some!! I wish I had the wit of some of these folks!! :D San Serriffe In 1977 the British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement in honor of the tenth...

:eek: There were two snakes talking. The first one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do...

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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm a...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two week and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The...

GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year-old boy was standing by the road with a hand painted sign which reads : "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading...

It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We...

Thought I would move over here, my favorite little corner of the world. It's like sitting in a bar, relaxing. Sat out in a golf cart all day yesterday. It was nice and warm, even when it rained a little. Going to do it again today, even though a cold front moved through. Other than that, quiet...

It is now safe for all snakes to come out of hiding in Ireland. Also, snakes hiding wherever Irish folk live, which is just about anywhere. I have already shaken a dozen out from under my skirts. ;)

The Good Old Days What this generation missed and will never understand. My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach.... and what about licking those beaters after that cake was mixed ..... but we didn't seem to get food...

THREE KICK RULE A big-city, California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing...

I hope this won't offend anyone's cultural sensibilities. Not intended to. But if I couldn't say it I would have burst open. Next to Halloween I love this holiday best! I have my hands plastered over my mouth so that the jokes don't come spewing out. ;) beannachtaí na féile Pádraig

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number...

Mine will just be coffee, but on Wednesday I am treating myself to Killian's! Went shopping yesterday and got what I needed to make corned beef and cabbage and an Irish Mist cake. St. Pat's day will never go unobserved in my house. I am not feeling sorry for myself today :rolleyes: which is a...

Hi guys, I thought I would come clean on what is going on. Maybe because right now I need some sympathy. Two years ago I had the big "H". I died before I got to the hospital, but by the power of electricity was brought back. My heart sustained a major share of damage, and is now 50% dead. By US...

It's raining. I'm not used to rain anymore. No golf course today. Supposed to be that way tomorrow too. So, besides ODing on coffee, what do you do when you have to spend the whole weekend indoors? I painted my nails green for the upcoming big holiday. That completes my to-do list. ;)

Good Morning, all! I was looking through some reading material last night and remembered something I had bookmarked on the computer. If you have some reading time, this is some story!! I was pretty amazed at how it twisted and turned. www.museumofconceptualart.com/stories/dollar4soul.html I...