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  1. janiedriver

    This is TRIPPY!!

    Secret Worlds: The Universe Within View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee...
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    Bubble Wrap

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    !!! Bread Is Dangerous !!!

    !!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!! Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was...
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    2005 Darwin Award Winners:

    2005 Darwin Award Winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked...
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    We Must Stop This Immediately!

    We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner, and I was dumbfounded to discover how long! our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now...
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    For real stuff

    THE KINGZ INGLISH: Britain's Qualifications and Curriculum Authority has decreed that secondary students must not be penalized for misspellings when taking an important hour-long test -- on English proficiency. The spelling standard was loosened when only 71 percent of 14-year-old...
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    Comercial

    This comercial is supposed to be controversial. I think it's just funny. Link
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    I am the greatest

    Wow...I could sure use some of this little kid inside me! A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at...
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    Trust me

    'Trust me' says cuddle hormone It could be criminals' dream drug - a hormone that makes people trust you. Scientists in Switzerland and the United States have found that exposing people to the hormone oxytocin makes them more willing to bond with others. The same people exposed to the...
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    The Doctor Phil Test

    Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55). He did this test on Oprah (she got a 38.) Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now... not who you were in...
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    When to keep your mouth shut.

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute...
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    How to avoid the flu ala Janie

    Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your...
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    petey the Snake

    Petey The Snake (This should be read out loud. I dare you to do it with a straight face) Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss." So Petey went...
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    A Different Version Of Russian Roulette

    The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his...
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    Love this Pilot

    http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htm
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    Sally and the Navajo Woman

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on...
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    Kleptomaniac

    A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail...
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    Peeping Tom

    Peeping Tom This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door... Every time she goes out on her balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini, this Peeping...
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    Beer Party

    Beer Party There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road...
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    Colonoscopies

    Colonoscopies A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"...
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