ryan5262
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Right a guy said to his wife " My tennis Elbow is really sore"
So she says "there is this new machine down at the clinic all you need is a urine sample and it tells you what you problem is and how to cure it "
So that guy said, "ok I will give it a try"
So off he wanders down to the Clinic with his Urine sample puts it in and puts in his money and the machine prints out this receipt saying the following...
you have tennis elbow and you need this cream to cure it blab blab ba
So the guy thinks to him self i wonder if this machine can be fooled. so he gets another testube and puts in it the following.....
His Dogs Crap
His Daughters Urine
His wife’s Blood
And to top it all off he masturbates in it
So off he heads down to the clinic and puts in the sample and his money the machine churns away and prints out a big receipt saying the following.....
Your Dog has worms get worming tablets for vet
You Daughter is on drugs take her to rehab
You wife is pregnant and its not yours get a layer
And if you don’t stop masturbating your tennis elbow is never going to get better.
So she says "there is this new machine down at the clinic all you need is a urine sample and it tells you what you problem is and how to cure it "
So that guy said, "ok I will give it a try"
So off he wanders down to the Clinic with his Urine sample puts it in and puts in his money and the machine prints out this receipt saying the following...
you have tennis elbow and you need this cream to cure it blab blab ba
So the guy thinks to him self i wonder if this machine can be fooled. so he gets another testube and puts in it the following.....
His Dogs Crap
His Daughters Urine
His wife’s Blood
And to top it all off he masturbates in it
So off he heads down to the clinic and puts in the sample and his money the machine churns away and prints out a big receipt saying the following.....
Your Dog has worms get worming tablets for vet
You Daughter is on drugs take her to rehab
You wife is pregnant and its not yours get a layer
And if you don’t stop masturbating your tennis elbow is never going to get better.
