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OK ok no more till next week guys 4 real.... read this email below.... WICKED 
Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist is
> fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs
> and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the
> sign, "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."
>
> "Moishe Plotnik?" he muses. "How the heck does that fit in
> here?"
>
> So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman
> behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place
> get a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?"
>
> The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
> The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
> "Me, is right here," replies the old man.
> "You? How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?"
> "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when
> come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation
> Center. Man in front is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady
> look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Moishe
> Plotnik.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
>
> I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist is
> fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs
> and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the
> sign, "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."
>
> "Moishe Plotnik?" he muses. "How the heck does that fit in
> here?"
>
> So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman
> behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place
> get a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?"
>
> The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
> The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
> "Me, is right here," replies the old man.
> "You? How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?"
> "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when
> come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation
> Center. Man in front is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady
> look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Moishe
> Plotnik.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
>
> I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
