Laz
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Right, I've offended all the scousers....now it's time for the Scots!
J/K
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Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil
at the next World Cup Group game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team
mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
We know it's important but it's only Scotland . They're useless and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldo goes out to play
Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a
few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo 10 minutes)".
He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil
1(Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus McFadden 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his
hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you
down".
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12
minutes!!!".
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ROTFLMAO
J/K
_________________________________
Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil
at the next World Cup Group game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team
mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
We know it's important but it's only Scotland . They're useless and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldo goes out to play
Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a
few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo 10 minutes)".
He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil
1(Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus McFadden 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his
hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you
down".
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12
minutes!!!".
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ROTFLMAO
