White Meat

During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was
invited to a buffet luncheon at which cold fried
chicken was served. Returning for a second helping,
he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"

"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this
country we ask for white meat or dark meat."
Churchill apologized profusely.

The following morning, the lady received a
magnificent orchid from her guest of honor. The
accompanying card read:

"I would be most obliged if you would pin this on
your white meat."
 
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