Useful Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System Can't See It
DOS: Defunct Operating System
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
 
Heheheh, good one Janie :p:p:p

I gotta agree with the last one, last i had to use macs on a training course, we had to constantly hover the fingers over ctrl+s to save as it bombed constantly :(

BaNzI :D
 
Here's one I just spotted on the net..
OOBE: Out Of Box Experience. No more like "Oh, Oh - Better Exit."
 
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