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> > TOP 27 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK
> > >
> > > 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> > >
> > > 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
> > >
> > > 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
> > >
> > > 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
> saying.
> > >
> > > 5. I see you've set aside special time to humiliate yourself in
> public.
> > >
> > > 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
> > >
> > > 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> > >
> > > 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
> > >
> > > 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
> > >
> > > 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> subject.
> > >
> > > 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
> > >
> > > 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> pronounce.
> > >
> > > 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> coincidental.
> > >
> > > 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> > >
> > > 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> > >
> > > 16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> > >
> > > 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
> of view.
> > >
> > > 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> > >
> > > 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
> > >
> > > 20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> > >
> > > 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
>
> > > (Webmaster?)
> > >
> > > 22. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
> > >
> > > 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> > >
> > > 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
> > >
> > > 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> > >
> > > 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> > >
> > > 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!:
L8RZzz guys...
> > >
> > > 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> > >
> > > 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
> > >
> > > 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
> > >
> > > 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
> saying.
> > >
> > > 5. I see you've set aside special time to humiliate yourself in
> public.
> > >
> > > 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
> > >
> > > 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> > >
> > > 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
> > >
> > > 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
> > >
> > > 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> subject.
> > >
> > > 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
> > >
> > > 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> pronounce.
> > >
> > > 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> coincidental.
> > >
> > > 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> > >
> > > 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> > >
> > > 16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> > >
> > > 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
> of view.
> > >
> > > 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> > >
> > > 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
> > >
> > > 20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> > >
> > > 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
>
> > > (Webmaster?)
> > >
> > > 22. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
> > >
> > > 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> > >
> > > 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
> > >
> > > 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> > >
> > > 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> > >
> > > 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!:
L8RZzz guys...