Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
 
lmao nice one some good ones there .....hey did you know

you can now buy valentine cards for


A) YOUR PET ?! :confused:
B) YOUR MOTHER/MOTHERINLAW :confused:
C) YOUR SISTER/SISTERINLAW :confused:
D) YOUR BROTHER/BROTHERINLAW:confused:
E) YOUR GRANDPARENTS :confused:


in fact for just about ANY relative .....


in fact for just about ANYTHING at all :confused: :confused:

talk about a money making SCAM !? lol ?!

I'm not making this up either i've seen them in the stores here !? lol :)
 
VIPER_1069 said:
lmao nice one some good ones there .....hey did you know

you can now buy valentine cards for


A) YOUR PET ?! :confused:
B) YOUR MOTHER/MOTHERINLAW :confused:
C) YOUR SISTER/SISTERINLAW :confused:
D) YOUR BROTHER/BROTHERINLAW:confused:
E) YOUR GRANDPARENTS :confused:


in fact for just about ANY relative .....




in fact for just about ANYTHING at all :confused: :confused:

talk about a money making SCAM !? lol ?!

I'm not making this up either i've seen them in the stores here !? lol :)
In Arkansas you could be married to any or all of the above relatives! ;)
 
E) YOUR GRANDPARENTS (??!!)


Hmmmm. . . .

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Grannie, you're so old and dry and crinkly,
You make me feel so warm and wet and kinklely.

-- Love you (you know in which way), Snookums
 
hey catachresis

Ques:- whats PINK & WRINKLY and hangs out GRANDPA'S UNDERPANTS !?

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Ans:- GRANDMA of course lol :)

:)


lol @ janiedriver yeah why does that not surprise me lol :)
 
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