streetwise
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Three Old men were sitting around and talking. The 80-Year old said," The Best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The 85 -year old said," The Best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on, but its still a problem."
Then the 90-year old said," That's not my problem. Every Morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel Movement. The Best thing That could happen to me would be if
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IF I COULD WAKE UP BEFORE 7 A.M.!!!!!!!!!
The 85 -year old said," The Best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on, but its still a problem."
Then the 90-year old said," That's not my problem. Every Morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel Movement. The Best thing That could happen to me would be if
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IF I COULD WAKE UP BEFORE 7 A.M.!!!!!!!!!
