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A husband forgot his wife's birthday and she got pretty upset.
She told him that "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds."
He went right out and purchased it for her.
The next morning she found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
His funeral arrangements have been set for Saturday.
She told him that "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds."
He went right out and purchased it for her.
The next morning she found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
His funeral arrangements have been set for Saturday.