PC-GUY
1
(With commentary)
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I'm careful!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over[ what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy nogoods)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [ya think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft¦[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Need [That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctor [Boy, they are really tall!]
And the winner is. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead! (Storm of the century)
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I'm careful!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over[ what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy nogoods)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [ya think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft¦[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Need [That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctor [Boy, they are really tall!]
And the winner is. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead! (Storm of the century)
