AndrejX
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There were these two twins named Joe and John. Joe was
the owner of a dilapidated old fishing boat. It just so
happened that John's wife died the very same day that
Joe's old boat sank.
A kindly old woman saw Joe one day, and mistaking him
for John said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss, you
must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, "Hell
no, in fact I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She was a
rotten old thing from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up, and she smelled like old
dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad
crack in the back, and a pretty big hole in the front.
Every time I used her that hole got bigger, and then she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off
was when I rented her out to those four guys who were
looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very
good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at once, and then she split right
up the middle...."
the owner of a dilapidated old fishing boat. It just so
happened that John's wife died the very same day that
Joe's old boat sank.
A kindly old woman saw Joe one day, and mistaking him
for John said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss, you
must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, "Hell
no, in fact I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She was a
rotten old thing from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up, and she smelled like old
dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad
crack in the back, and a pretty big hole in the front.
Every time I used her that hole got bigger, and then she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off
was when I rented her out to those four guys who were
looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very
good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at once, and then she split right
up the middle...."