THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying
out of its socket
towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her
place for a nightcap ......... and stay for
breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO
incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every
guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."
Wait for it... (scroll down)
She says :
"You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying
out of its socket
towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her
place for a nightcap ......... and stay for
breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO
incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every
guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."
Wait for it... (scroll down)
She says :
"You just happened to catch my eye."
