The Priests Missing Bird...

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nfzagro

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A priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chicken's he kept in the hen house out back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the very next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"-All the men stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?"-all the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them."? -- Half the women
stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my
cock?"-All the altar boys stood up...
 
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ChiMusic

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Almost funny

Priest jokes are a BY GONE thing now. A LITTLE bad in the USA w/last one just running back to India. SICKNESS IN REALITY. We can pick on back mountain presidents.
 
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Sparcky

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Yo chill, If you can't take priest jokes then go back to your bedroom and disconnect from the internet ..... You should be able to make jokes about anything !!!

Nobody forces you to read or hear them ....
 
RASTABT

RASTABT

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Ok folks dis member is only puttin their view across and let's leave it at dat...
We all fall victim or should I say most of us of someting we dislike or don't aprove of.

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