PC-GUY
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being
watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a
small
stepladder up next to him, climbs it,
and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever
seen!"
Surprised and flattered the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow,
"but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges
the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's
balls,
and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a
small
stepladder up next to him, climbs it,
and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever
seen!"
Surprised and flattered the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow,
"but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges
the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's
balls,
and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
