Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a
couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table. He sits down and
sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Marty looks
around
the
room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the
rest
of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table.
Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
go shopping. Love You! So
he
goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is
a hot breakfast and the
morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son,
what
happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3
AM, drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave
yourself
a black eye when you stumbled into
the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean,
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you
to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you said,
'Lady leave me alone! I'm
married!'"
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $20,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk --
PRICELESS
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a
couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table. He sits down and
sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Marty looks
around
the
room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the
rest
of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table.
Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
go shopping. Love You! So
he
goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is
a hot breakfast and the
morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son,
what
happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3
AM, drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave
yourself
a black eye when you stumbled into
the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean,
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you
to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you said,
'Lady leave me alone! I'm
married!'"
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $20,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk --
PRICELESS
