eeyore said:
I hope beer works the same when women drink it then I might
get lucky
Something I`ve learned in my many years of womanising-I used to chase the "afters" only,but you`re always fightin` to keep `em and please `em and 80% of the time the affair doesn`t last too long..
With the "befores" (No-Not quite in the style of that link though-That was waay too ugly...

but you know what I mean..)they`re easy to please,easy to manage,and they`re yours for life if you want `em...
Looks/Glamour/Vanity/Shallowness/Selfishness vs Friendship/Faithfullness/Personality/Reliability/SexOnTap!-(

)
Hmmm...which would you choose?
