the drunk in the confessional

the drunk in the confessional

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church
and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his
attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times
in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin'
mate, there's no paper in this one either."
 
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