A redhead went to a Dr with pain everywhere. She was on the table
waiting for the Dr, when she touched her leg & screamed.
The Dr rushed in asking "What's wrong?"
She said "Everywhere I touch hurts so bad."
"Impossible!" says the Dr "Show me."
She takes her finger, pushes on her left breast & screams; then
pushes her elbow & screams even more; she pushes her knee & screams;
likewise she pushes her ankle & screams. Everywhere she touches, makes
her scream.
The Dr says "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"Well, no" she says "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so" the Dr says "Your finger's broken."
waiting for the Dr, when she touched her leg & screamed.
The Dr rushed in asking "What's wrong?"
She said "Everywhere I touch hurts so bad."
"Impossible!" says the Dr "Show me."
She takes her finger, pushes on her left breast & screams; then
pushes her elbow & screams even more; she pushes her knee & screams;
likewise she pushes her ankle & screams. Everywhere she touches, makes
her scream.
The Dr says "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"Well, no" she says "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so" the Dr says "Your finger's broken."
