A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his
regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby,
all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying, "This from the gentleman."
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The
note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her, and
it reads: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby,
all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying, "This from the gentleman."
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The
note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her, and
it reads: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."