There is a spider in my bathroom, one of those jumping spiders. Yesterday he was hanging out where I could see him and that was OK. Today he is hiding somewhere. Everything I touch in there is giving me the willies. I am afraid he will jump out onto me. A couple of weeks ago one jumped and landed on my glasses. I hear there are dangerous spiders in these parts. I don't know if they jump.
The bathroom spider
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michaeldriver
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So you still haven't seen through my disguise, Janie.
Now, all I need to do is invite you into my parlour
Now, all I need to do is invite you into my parlour
HAHA she would no doubt step on you and SQUISH YOU lolmichaeldriver said:So you still haven't seen through my disguise, Janie.
Now, all I need to do is invite you into my parlour
you don't know her as well as we do mate lol
Michael is good at disguising. And he likes being squished!!!
janiedriver said:
LOL now heres me thinking you only was interested in bovine delights janie lol
but squished arachnids ?! lol whatever floats yer boat Doesn't float my boat!!
michaeldriver
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Oh Janie, NOT the squishing, anything but the squishing.janiedriver said:
(Shades of "Not the Briar Patch, please don't throw me in the Briar Patch")
Oh Michael, that's not what you said last night!
michaeldriver
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Cheeky!!
And there you are in your 'igh 'eels too.
(Keep smiling Janie)
And there you are in your 'igh 'eels too.
(Keep smiling Janie)