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A man goes to the Doctor's for his wife's test results .....
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist: Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith, and we don't know which belongs to your
wife ..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist: Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith, and we don't know which belongs to your
wife ..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."