Tax Return

[PC-GUY]

A Hooker's Tax Return<o =""></o>
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."<o =""></o>
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He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"<o =""></o>
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"I'm a hooker," she says.<o =""></o>
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The accountant is shocked by her bluntness and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. Let's try to re-phrase that."<o =""></o>
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The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."<o =""></o>
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"No, that is still too crude. Try again."<o =""></o>
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They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."<o =""></o>
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The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a hooker or a call girl?"<o =""></o>
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Great!

Last time I heard that she became 'A demolition contractor for temporary erections'

 

[streetwise]

Now why didn't I see this before? Lol nice one.