Stranded on a desert island with six women

Perry fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise
ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a
desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good
fortune.

They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week
with the only man.

Perry threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working
even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he
found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more
eagerly.

One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some
more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man
waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Perry
swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of
happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he
cried.

The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a sight
for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!"

"Shit," sighed Perry, "there go my Sundays."
 
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